Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Top 20 dumbest holidaymakers

elephant1_1367620i There are some travellers so dumb that … well, here’s the top twenty most ridiculous complaints made by British holiday-makers to their travel agents, starting with the “tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel ‘inadequate’."

Clearly a British tourist, eh.  ;^)


  1. "Clearly a British tourist, eh."

    Shouldn't that read, "Clearly, a British tourist"?


    P.S. Aren't you British? (Or do the Irish still deny that...?)

  2. "Shouldn't that read etc ?

    Yes, you're probably right.

    Clearly, a writer.

    PS: Neither British nor Irish, actually. We Enzedders down here tend to think of ourselves a whole new breed of mongrels. :-)


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