Those dirty Americans

YAHOO NEWS: BATTLE CREEK, Michigan, USA - A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender...
[Hat tip for the news, Paula at Ultrablog]

Hah! Time for some sheep jokes about Americans, the dirty buggers.

• A Canadian bloke was walking down the street in Michigan when he saw a farmer going hammers and tongs on a sheep. The Canack yelled out, "Hey mate, in Canada we shear our sheep." The Seppo* turned around and said, "Piss off mate, I'm sharing none of this."
• Q: What do you call safe sex in Michigan?
  A:Marking an 'X' on the sheep that kick.
• 'A Michigan Nursery Rhyme'
  Mary had a little sheep
  With the sheep she went to sleep
  The sheep turned out to be a ram...
  Mary Had A Little Lamb.
• A Canadian farmer and a Man From Michigan were walking out in the field one day and they spotted a sheep tangled in the wire fence.. "Wow!" said the Canack. "I wish that was a woman all tangled up in that there fence." Said the Man From Michigan, "I just wish it was dark!"
• An American walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." The man says, "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."
  

And in honour of the Pub-owner in Brigend, Co. Donegal, Ireland, who was convicted some years ago of running a brothel after he installed some sheep in a house behind his pub for the pleasure of his patrons:

• Q: What do you call four sheep tied to a lampost in Donegal
  A: An Irish leisure centre
• Q: What do you call an Irishman with a sheep under his arm?
  A: A pimp.
• Q: What do you call an Irishman with sheep under one arm, and a goat under the other? A: A bisexual.

Now finally, just to finish off (so to speak), there's a message to sheep-shaggers at this link.

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*Seppo: rhyming slang. 'Seppo' = septic tank = Yank