You’ll realise that in homeopathic potions the “active” ingredient is so dilute that less than one molecule of it appears in solution—and extraordinary claims are made for this expensive bottled water.
Realising the power of
this scam these products, a savvy vendor has brought a homeopathic iPod to the market at TradeMe—an obviously extraordinary product at a price that is either eye-watering or a bargain, depending on your view of homeopathic scams medicine. And worry not, it ticks all the homeopathic boxes:
This iPod has had all the electronics from the inside removed. It looks like a regular iPod, but the inside has retained a memory of the electronics that were present.
Unlike standard iPods, this one will not damage your hearing - definitely no side effects…
The music cannot be heard or detected by any scientific equipment, but there are hundreds of testimonials saying how good the sound quality is.
According to homeopathic theory, the fewer electronics, the more powerful it is, so this iPod will store every mp3 every made. It makes 16GB memory look like a drop in the ocean
Get your bids in now!
And keep an eye out for the first homeopathic iPad to come onto the market. It’s bound to attract some hefty interest.
[Hat tip Shaun Holt]