Tuesday 20 April 2010

Wishing hard for a scandal

I mentioned Ian Wishard in the post below this one about a beat-up appearing at the Sub-Standard this morning.

As it happens, a classic Wishard beat-up also appeared around the traps this morning, fresh from its appearance in the latest copy of Inwishtigate magazine, where the hero of tin-foil journalism delivers a series of the “astonishing” revelations amounting to little more than the “news” that senior members of the former Labour Cabinet once made the acquaintance of a fourteen-year old boy.

Simply astonishing. Who would have thought.

Like I say, this is classic Wishard.  Once again he delivers not so much as a smoking gun as a cloud of reeking smoke, amongst which readers are invited to set their own fire.



6 comments:

babylon and on said...

You're too much of a coward to ever take him on directly though aren't you Peter?

FAIRFACTS MEDIA said...

When you say 'know', did you mean it in the Biblical sense?

Ross said...

"You're too much of a coward to ever take him on directly though aren't you Peter?"

My guess is Peter just has sympathy for Ian. The guy is a Creationist! In other words he is fucked in the head.

DenMT said...

Fairfacts Media: Exactly where did PC say 'know' anyway? Your journalistic instinct seems to rarely exceed the lascivious and cheap - have you ever thought of asking Wishart for a job?

Anonymous said...

Even Wishart has some standards DenMT. And don't insult the journalistic profession by implying FFM's a journalist.

Judge Holden

Peter Cresswell said...

@Babbling On: In what sense, do you mean?

@Den: In fairness to FFM, I amended that word to excise any unintended double entendre.