I see John Boy Walton Key is appearing on Letterman in the ‘Top Ten’ slot. So here’s some suggestions from Russell W for what he can say: The Top Ten Things About Being Prime Minister, by John Boy Key (aged 13¾)
No 10. I’m on TV!
No 9. Nick Smith & Tony Ryall are so annoying, they make me look good.
No 8. Listening? What’s that you say?
No 7. I can say, “I’ll give you a tax cut,” even though I knew I wasn’t going to.
No 6. I get to meet the Obamessiah.
No 5. I get to overrule Bill. Sometimes.
No 4. People think I’m nice.
No 3. I can finally say “Some of my best friends are Maori.”
No 2. I’ve discovered that flip flops are actually political principles./
And finally,
No 1. To get elected, you just have to tell people you’re different from the other team -- but you don’t have to be different.
8 comments:
Number 11. I get to meet long lost relatives when I am travelling abroad.
Number 12. I can provide funding for research into cloning ..(so my clone can do prison time for fraud and money laundering for John Elliott, whilst I carry on with my duties as Prime Minister)
Number 13. A nice Policeman drives me everywhere.
Number 14. "I can see Russia - errr - I mean Rangitoto, from my house!"
Key's a cock, and he's noticeably dissembling already.
That'll teach him for his arrogance, using this country as his plaything, as his childhood wish is amounting to.
Gregster, if Key's a cock, what does that make Helen ?
You guys should write for 'The Standard'.
You got a contract and a cheque?
A large one? ;^)
Flip flops. Yez. that's got him summed up nicely.
LGM
Ayrdale
Noooooooo! That's too much!
LGM
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