Top Ten Things About Being Prime Minister, by John Key (aged 13¾)
I see John Boy
Walton Key is appearing on Letterman in the ‘Top Ten’ slot. So here’s some suggestions from Russell W for what he can say: The Top Ten Things About Being Prime Minister, by John Boy Key (aged 13¾)
No 10. I’m on TV!
No 9. Nick Smith & Tony Ryall are so annoying, they make me look good.
No 8. Listening? What’s that you say?
No 7. I can say, “I’ll give you a tax cut,” even though I knew I wasn’t going to.
No 6. I get to meet the Obamessiah.
No 5. I get to overrule Bill. Sometimes.
No 4. People think I’m nice.
No 3. I can finally say “Some of my best friends are Maori.”
No 2. I’ve discovered that flip flops are actually political principles./
No 1. To get elected, you just have to tell people you’re different from the other team -- but you don’t have to be different.