The US presidential candidates in 25 words or less
McCain: "a tired moron"
Obama: "a lying phony"
Biden: "an enjoyably hilarious windbag"
Palin: "an opportunist struggling to learn how to become a moron, a phony, and a windbag"
(I shudder to think what he would make of our local morons.) No wonder so many rational Americans, like Myrhaf, are abstaining.