Be nice to each other.
We're all brothers and sisters.
Share your toys.
World peace would be nice.
Now we know who writes the platitudes you find in fortune cookies, greeting cards and Bono's lyrics.
UPDATE: Julian points out that Penn & Teller are onto Mr Lama.
See Bullshit: Dalai Lama - YouTube. Summary:
Penn & Teller expose the Dali Lama's reasons for freeing Tibet. CIA funding was stopped, so he seeks financial assistance from Hollywood shills like Steven Seagal and Richard Gere...