Sunday, 17 December 2006

Today's Bible reading: Who gets to go to church?

More useful advice from the 'good book.'
Deuteronomy, 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Uh huh. Anyone else excluded?
23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Uh, right. I see now why it's called the 'good book.' No bastarding eunuchs wanted.

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