Thursday, February 16, 2012

DOWN TO THE DOCTOR’S: Seagull? No, it’s a duck.

_McGrath001Don’t look now. Dr Richard McGrath is back with his formerly regular column. This week: Is that a bird, or a plane? No, it’s a duck!

Assuming Trevor Mallard still possesses any shred of integrity after a lifetime in the public trough, then his exposure this week as a 'ticket-scalper' will only move forward its inevitable extinction. 

In 2006 The Mallard stated quite baldly: "When there is bulk buying of tickets to [major] events simply for the purpose of profiteering, scalping is a rip-off that could deny many people the opportunity to see [the] event."

It’s now revealed he made a tidy TradeMe profit on a major Wellington event happening this weekend.

In 2011 his party went to the polls demanding those accruing profit on their assets be his hard by the grey ones.

And despite him "struggling to see the difference in principle between tickets and houses,” he sees no problem now with either the sale or his price-gouging.

If any integrity is left him after his playing away from home and his court appearance for assault, his lies about “bag men” and cash for policies and his attack on Brethren church-goers as “chinless scarf wearers, then to retain whagt little is left he should at least hand over the dirty profits to the ticket issuer, or perhaps pay a contribution to the government based on capital gain—a voluntary proposition the IRD website helpfully makes possible.

Not that I se any problem myself, mind you, in either ticket scalpers or profit-takers. Unlike the daily labours of politicians, both help the market.

In my view, and against the previously stated views of The Duck, all laws that impede a free, uncoerced market in goods should be scrapped—including any that prohibit the reselling of concert tickets. Ironically, under a government 'led by my Libertarianz party, Scalper' Mallard would be able to sell as many concert tickets to unsuspecting teenagers as he liked. But not a government headed by his own party.

It is difficult however to see how an unapologetic Mallard will possibly be able to explain his way out of this latest disaster, unless of course he truly believes there should be one law for politicians and another law for the rest of us.

Perhaps now the Hutt South Scalper has realised the virtues of the market first-hand he could do the decent thing for a change: "So how about a ticket to the Lady Gaga concert for my daughter?"

Dr Richard McGrath is a Masterton GP and the leader of New Zealand’s Libertarianz Party.
When prodded hard, he writes a regular semi-regular very occasional column for NOT PC.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous KP said...

Depressing, but not only do the politicians not "get it" about moral behaviour, neither do the turkeys who vote for them every three years.

I suppose it is all unsurprising really, Govt power is far too important to be entrusted to the voters!

2/16/2012 03:48:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

inuallp
This could be an interesting test of Mr Shearer's leadership.
btw, the non robot words are very hard to see. Is this necessary?
mara

2/16/2012 04:42:00 pm  
Blogger Kiwiwit said...

I've never met a Socialist who wasn't a hypocrite.

2/16/2012 06:04:00 pm  
Blogger Right_Wing_Dad said...

In the land of the free, the NFL has an official ticket exchange website whereby tickets can be exchanged and guaranteed to be authentic. http://www.ticketexchangebyticketmaster.com/NFL/default.aspx

In New Zealand, I'm surprised the Government doesn't legislate the price that the tickets are sold for.

2/16/2012 07:21:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr McGrath. Spot on. Would you please write on this blog more regularly? Please...?

Dave Mann

2/17/2012 08:52:00 am  

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