Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Advance Australia Not-So-Fair

Recent events suggest Australia’s money-back guarantee has expired.

Accordingly, a new map of the formerly lucky country has been issued. [Thanks to readers Marion & Hayden]




Blogger KG said...

It's only weather. Unlike Kiwis, we don't regard a bit of wind and flooding as Armageddon.
After all, we've had a while to get used to it. ;)
We can simply pick up our rubbish and dispose of it--you lot elect it to rule over you.

9 Feb 2011, 13:46:00  
Anonymous The Gantt Guy said...

Careful KG when talking about rubbish rulers. I could name a few times the Ozzies have made kiwi-scale mistakes at the ballot box, starting with Fanta Pants, KRudd gets a Special Mention, Keating anyone?

Granted, nobody quite so blatantly communist and corrupt (apologies for tautology) as Klarkula, but I think I've made my point.

9 Feb 2011, 15:44:00  
Blogger KG said...

True, GG.:(
You know, it's only since the advent of mass media that a big has been made of floods and droughts. Third-rate journos have managed to convince people that fairly ordinary weather events are the end of the world and a lot of fools are sucked in by it.
In the past, people simply endured, rebuilt and got on with their lives.

9 Feb 2011, 19:58:00  
Blogger KG said...

"big deal" that should be.

9 Feb 2011, 19:58:00  

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