A hopeless shower
It's like you've just won the radio competition from hell, and for your prize Helen Clark and Jeanette Fitzsimons will be jumping in to join you in your morning shower -- and to show you who's in control they're going to force you to turn the tap down. Permanently.
Anyone who already knows the green-plated building regulations under which builders, designers and developers have laboured for years will be unsurprised at yet another imposition that makes decent showers illegal -- but for most of you, Nanny's new rules on showering will be a straw that challenges the strength of your camel's spine.
They've fucked up everything else, and now they're fucking up our showers.
"First they came for our lightbulbs," says DPF, and now they're coming for our showers.
It's time to tell Nanny to fuck right off.