Tuesday, 29 July 2008

Who to vote for

Party leaders Helen Clark, John Key, and Winston Peters were flying to an election debate.  Helen looked at John, and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'

John Boy shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make  ten people very happy.'

Winston chipped in, ' I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a  hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. 
I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 4.3 million people very happy.'

Who to vote for?  The Pilot !

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