Who to vote for
Party leaders Helen Clark, John Key, and Winston Peters were flying to an election debate. Helen looked at John, and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
John Boy shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'
Winston chipped in, ' I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there.
I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 4.3 million people very happy.'
Who to vote for? The Pilot !