Honest badges (updated)
Elijah Lineberry has fashioned a more accurate set of badges than the patronising Ministry-supplied set -- badges that trendy white liberal teachers can wear between macrame classes to really show their solidarity with their brown brethren. My favourites:
3. Welfare, not work
9. Give me your land
10. I believe in Taniwhas
All he needs now is $56,000 of taxpayer money to get them into classrooms.
UPDATE 1: Oops. Mustn't laugh. Might get called a "cracker asshole."
UPDATE 2: Whale Oil has the complete set of Lineberry badges in colour, to replace the dripping wet set produced by the Ministry -- one for which you might even fork out your money voluntarily. That's one of the better set up there ...