Aussie Tim Blair has news on the latest frontier for feminism: a women's equal right to blow herself up. Apparently while the likes of Hamas and the Iraqi branch of Al Qaeda are happy to heed the call of "I am woman! Here me explode!", Al Qaeda bosses are denying women the right to break, quite literally, the 'glass ceiling.' Read, Blair's The Right to Ignite for the latest farcical feminist flatulence.