We think the government needs to step in, in order to ensure that equality prevails in the predator-prey relationship between Coyote and Road Runner. As a result of independent analysis, we are able to state categorically that the Coyote is at a considerable disadvantage as a result of not being able to generate the puff needed to catch Mr. Runner. Either the government should legislate some road speed rules (limited to 25km/h) to ensure equitable opportunity for escape or capture or we shall start legal proceedings.
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We think the government needs to step in, in order to ensure that equality prevails in the predator-prey relationship between Coyote and Road Runner.
As a result of independent analysis, we are able to state categorically that the Coyote is at a considerable disadvantage as a result of not being able to generate the puff needed to catch Mr. Runner.
Either the government should legislate some road speed rules (limited to 25km/h) to ensure equitable opportunity for escape or capture or we shall start legal proceedings.
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