If poodles were pigeons, Owen Glenn would be a cat. Whatever that means. And whatever it means, Mr Glenn must be chortling at how the pigeons are all erupting at all the cats he's throwing out amongst them. The rumours abound, among the most laughable being that anyone would pay Sir Horrid Maorisong one million dollars to be an MP -- or that anyone would believe it. Or report it. Just who's kidding whom here.
And he must be doubled over at old senior political journalist Audrey what's-her-name at the Herald who, as Three Point Turn explains, began the day by interviewing her typewriter and ended by inviting everyone involved to deny they'd been beating their wife. Well almost.
It takes very little to get the commentariat in a stew, and very little more to sink them into a stupor.