Monday, 21 January 2008

Pests

Mrs Smith makes a sighting in the wild of a rapidly growing pest, the genus Urban Brat.  "I wish I could say that this semi-feral species of the urban child is rare," she says, "but indeed, their population seems to be increasing. Thus, any school-leavers wondering which field to study at university, might be strongly advised to pursue psychiatry. I think this may be a booming industry in the next decade."  You've been warned.

1 comment:

  1. It is a good case for employing a Nanny, and sending the children to strictly regimented Boarding Schools for 8 years...in order to turn out 'proper' chaps who know how to behave.

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