I understand failed theology undergraduate Al Bore III flew to Oslo yesterday to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize . The blowhard's speech called for us to "mobilize for war," without apparently even a trace of irony.
Here's a run-through of how George Bush might celebrate Big Al's award with a low-carbon awards ceremony at the White House.
It begins with an ox cart ...
UPDATE: The Bore earned his nickname over again in London over the weekend where he delivered "a poorly received half-hour speech before a restless crowd" for which he
earned was paid the princely sum of $200,000. Accompanied by behaviour described as "precious," he naturally refused to take questions. As Thomas Lifson wonders: "Al Gore: Doing good, or just doing well?"