Friday 3 November 2006

"God says NO to global warming" - Idiot

Garth George outdoes himself. He doesn't need any scientist to tell him whether or not global warming is happening, he doesn't need professionals to tell him climate change is "a rort being perpetrated on mankind by the well-funded boffins who tell us that all the ice is going to melt and flood the world."
I know that’s codswallop [says George], and every time I see a rainbow I have it confirmed for me. It tells me that God is keeping the promise he made to Noah after the world-drowning flood thousands of years ago recorded in Genesis...
To that, all you can say is, for fuck's sake. With Garth George on your side, you need to constantly keep checking your feet for bullet holes. [Hat tip Stuey]

RELATED: Religion, Global Warming, Nonsense

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAEHAHEHAHHAHAAaaaaa.

Love it.

deleted said...

With friends like that ... who need enemies!

Anonymous said...

There is a person there at "frogblog" whose name is Chefen who do understand modelling. Everything that Chefen said in his reply over there , I have said it here before (the neural network, the bayesian network, etc,...). Alarmists climate scientists are heavily relying on a one-off shot results of some models to tell us that we are doom.

I think that Garth George, is sleep walking on the issue of Noah's Ark.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I read that tripe in the Herald on Thursday and thought, "What the hell? You idiot! That doesn't prove it. What about the science? That does prove it at least! You could at least try use a real reason not a bullshit one." Or rather something to that effect. I don't remember the exact words. As has been said on this blog a few times and on a episode of Penn & Teller's Bullsit 2003 season, global warming is "bullshit". Insert Penn's accent there if you want.

You are right, Mikee and PC. It's like capitalism where it's so called "defenders" are inm fact helping the other side with weak and poor arguments that fall into their hands. Garth has done just that.

What about the icebergs heading for the South Island? The warmer waters that global warming purportedly creates would of melted them by now if it was true.

I am considering writing books that satire and debunk modern crap and the more stuff I read on this blog the more tempted I am to do so.

Anonymous said...

Look for Grimeworld Chronicles books in your local book store is 2008!

Nah, kidding. Not sure yet if I will go ahead with the Grimeworld books. If I do they will be a collection of short stories in a style slightly reminiscient of the Discworld novels, but overall original and more modernised that even the latter Discworld books, with the exception of the Science of Discworld books, the first another good source of reasons as to why global warming isn't happening.

So what do you guys think? Should I do it?

Peter Cresswell said...

Yes, you should.

How about starting off with a Grimeworld short story for The Free Radical? :-)

Anonymous said...

Actually, PC, since being published in magazines helps get a author a better chance of a book being published, then if you are serious about that then I'd love to write a Grimeworld short story for the Free Radical. The problem would be what to write it about. There is a lot of material for me to chose from, so it will be hard to single any one out.

Also I am writing a series of novels that is the same style and Ayn Rand's novels and Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series, i.e. philosophical fiction based on Objectivist ethics rather than just fiction for fiction's sake the way most novels are. It will be more like SOT, i.e., of the Fantasy genre. But Grimeworld will be contemporary.

I also have plans for a science fiction short story series to be available only online. It will show what man can achieve if reason is the default as opposed to today's anti-reason being the default. So rather than cover the cost of anti-reason the way my other stuff will, it will cover the benefits of pro reason.

effell said...

"As has been said on this blog a few times and on a episode of Penn & Teller's Bullsit 2003 season, global warming is "bullshit". Insert Penn's accent there if you want."

Just like they did for second-hand smoke causing cancer. Then they went oopsie.

World's best scientist > gay hand-sleighters.