. . . promoting capitalist acts between consenting adults.
was his name Buster Gonad?
reminds me of the guy who won the Darwin Awards (though he didn't kill himself) a few years ago for using one of those rotating golf ball washers with the handle to wash his balls - with disastrous consequences
Hahaha. That chair really got him by the balls. there should be lifeguards watching out for these kinds of incidents to happen, we wouldn't want ourselves or some people we know to get into this kind of sticky situation.
at least the 'rescue' only involved cutting the deckchair in half...