Tuesday, 10 January 2006

Things I learned on holiday, 3.

Lesson number three: bikinis are A Good Thing. A Very Good Thing. Accordingly, and with a hat tip to G-Man, I've assessed just exactly which attributes my own tastes prefer to see in one -- or even out of one. Something behind the eyes is always good too:
Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 62% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective
measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a
combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial
expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are
either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low,
you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 72% on tit-size
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You scored higher than 71% on ass-size
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You scored higher than 16% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test


  1. Tell CP to cut down on the gym and bring those crisps.

  2. Robert Winefield10 Jan 2006, 15:20:00

    Great minds think alike!!

    Raw score: 81% Big Breasts, 63% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

    As for telling CP to bring some crisps and stop going to the gym - you first Andrew, I'll be right behind you. You'll see me cowering in fear behind a 15 inch armour plated shield...

  3. "either really nice or into deflowering teens"

    uh oh

  4. You scored high for cuteness, huh Scott? :-)

  5. um yes, less on the breast and ass.

    Deflowering is such an ugly term, I wouldn't want to pluck anyone's petals.

  6. Laetitia Casta - enough said.


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