How to survive the Christmas party season

From the 'Not PC Public Service Department' comes this helpful link on How to Survive Christmas Parties, including essential tips on what to do when:

• you forget the name of the co-worker with whom you're making out in the supply cabinet;
• you realise you're still wearing the same clothes you first put on three days ago the last time you were at home; and
• someone -- ie., you -- throws up.

Linked Advice: How to survive the season [Hat tip Stephen Hicks]
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