Thursday, 12 May 2005

Things I don't care about

Here's a list of things about which I just don't give a shit. Not that I hate them, you understand -- that's a different list -- it's really that I'm totally, completely, profoundly indifferent to them all.
  • The Shroud of Turin - is it genuine? -- I couldn't care less.
  • Who shot JFK -- who cares?
  • Who Jennifer Aniston is sleeping with
  • Who' s winning the 7pm TV battle?
  • Security cameras in shopping malls
  • Reality TV cameras in people's bedrooms
  • Reality TV
  • What Helen Clark said about Peter Doone --
  • Peter Doone
  • Britney Spears
  • The new Pope
  • Shortland Street
  • British soccer
  • Soccer
  • Stephen Spielberg's latest movie
  • Star Wars sequels
  • Star Wars
  • Golf
  • David Benson-Pope
  • New Zealand Idol
  • Australian Idol
  • Every other shagging Idol
  • Rants against Microsoft
  • Rants about Roswell/Tesla Devices /the Protocols of Zion/the ECHELON network
  • Nickey Hager
  • Westlife
  • Newsreaders' salaries
  • Newsreaders' confessions
  • Newsreaders
  • John Tamihere
  • The Queen's Christmas Speech
  • The Queen
  • All her family
  • Your baby photos
There, I'm glad I've got that off my chest. Next week: What's your favourite conspiracy theory?


  1. I nearly wept with relief to find someone else doesn't care about Doone - I'm sick of reading about it. The man is an assclown - no one in the police likes him - or no one I know of. I think this is going to backfire on the right, and good job too. Yeah - Star Wars sucks - I've never liked it.

  2. There are so many thing you don't care. I have a long list too


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