Thursday, 26 May 2005

Midgets v Lion

From the just-opened 'Only in Cambodia File' comes the unlikely tale of 42 midgets who didn't have the brains they were born with.

Members of the Cambodian Midget Fighting League obviously have hearts as big as a lion, but have brains only the size of a very small pea. That should read 'had.' Boasting recently they could "take on anything; man, beast, or machine," a fan set them up with a fight against an African lion.

Result: Lion, 28; Cambodian Midget Fighting League, 0.

These guys would surely have to be heavy contenders for this decade's Darwin Awards. When you're thinking about people 'dumber than a bagful of marbles' the late members of the Cambodian Midget Fighting League are people that should spring immediately to mind. There could however be other contenders ... check here for details ...

1 comment:

  1. Ha - not surprising. And because of the internet one can cause a run on a share *single-handedly* in NZ. The sheep are so easily herded into the pen.


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