In a desperate bid to achieve a Middle-Eastern peace, the UN warns that Syria is only ‘weeks away’ from a Bono charity single.
As the world continues to reel from the latest harrowing revelations from Syria’s ongoing civil war, a fresh terror is now driving urgent efforts to find a lasting solution: the news U2 frontman Bono has ‘taken to the studio’ with the aim of producing a stirring ballad to highlight the suffering…
The mere thought of [Bono] looking earnestly into the camera, pulling a pained expression and rhyming something with Aleppo should be enough to bring President Assad to the negotiations table immediately,” said UN secretary general Ban Ki Moon in a statement.
[Hat tip Andrew B. Pic Wikipedia Commons]
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sweet jesus , I am on my knees, Bono come to saver the peoples
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