No tits out for the wowsers [updates]

It’s no tits out for the wowsers, and now none for Sun readers either thanks to the wowsers.

This morning, Britain’s sun newspaper published its last Page Three girl getting her gear off – ending a publishing tradition that goes back before sex was invented in Britain.  And according to The Herald ( so it must be true) “Page 3 girls have led the backlash against The Sun's decision to end its topless tradition, claiming the move has been "dictated by comfy-shoe-wearing no-bra-wearing man-haters.”

Model Rhian Sugden, 28, criticised at the move, suggesting it was "only a matter of time" before everything they did was dictated by such people.
    Former glamour model Jodie Marsh insisted that "telling girls they shouldn't do Page 3 is not being a feminist."
    She said she "loved" posing for Page 3 and that it made her feel powerful and earned her good money.
    "Women should empower and encourage other women," she wrote on Twitter. "For that is the only way to truly be 'equal' and have rights..."
    She said campaigners should focus on more important issues that affect women, such as female genital mutilation…
    "The real oppression to women is in places where women aren't allowed to drive and are made to (or brainwashed into wanting to) wear a burka."

Yeah, but that’s difficult activism from a feminazi. Far easier to slander a few of your better-looking sisters for their non-oppression than try to protect several million being actually oppressed.

    Former glamour model Nicola McLean said she did not think Page 3 was a "sexual equality" issue.
    She told ITV's Good Morning Britain: "It has been going for many years, which is one of the reasons I feel so sad that it has seemingly come to an end.
    "I don't think it is outdated. I think the girls still look fantastic on the page, they still clearly enjoy what they are doing, people still want to see it.
    "Everybody still wants Page 3, apart from the feminists who are fighting an argument I just don't agree with.
    "If you meet any Page 3 girl who has gone on to pose for the Sun, we are all very strong-minded women that have made our own choice and feel very happy with what we are doing.
    "We certainly don't feel like we have been victimised."

Rumours that Page 3 Girls will be replaced by the Fat Slags – more acceptable to feminazi wowsers – were denied by Viz magazine.

UPDATE 1:  Boobs, prophets – true press freedom means nothing should be off limits.

UPDATE 2: Have The Sun just done the ultimate troll, enlisting their own competitors?  This just in on The Sun’s Twitter feed, promoting tomorrow’s Page3…