The 1970s called. They want their global cooling scam back.

Ahead of the UN’s climate jobsworths writing up the summary of their fifth report on the state of the climate’s planet, and desperate to find some plausible climate disasters on the horizon they can make quotable enough to go around the world’s media, the planet itself is resolutely refusing to cooperate.

London’s Daily Telegraph reports the Arctic is refusing to give up its ice, as predicted. Instead of decreasing,

There has been a 60 per cent increase in the amount of ocean covered with ice compared to this time last year, the equivalent of almost a million square miles. In a rebound from 2012′s record low an unbroken ice sheet more than half the size of Europe already stretches from the Canadian islands to Russia’s northern shores, days before the annual re-freeze is even set to begin.

And the planet’s temperatures still infuriatingly refuse to rise, despite models predicting them to rise disastrously. Instead,

A leaked report to the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) seen by the Mail on Sunday, has led some scientists to claim that the world is heading for a period of cooling that will not end until the middle of this century.  If correct, it would contradict computer forecasts of imminent catastrophic warming…
    Professor Anastasios Tsonis, of the University of Wisconsin, said: "We are already in a cooling trend, which I think will continue for the next 15 years at least. There is no doubt the warming of the 1980s and 1990s has stopped.”

… “leaked report” … “a period of cooling” … “contradicts computer forecasts” ... “no doubt the warming of the 1980s and 1990s has stopped” … crisis anyone?

The changing predictions have led to the UN’s climate change’s body holding a crisis meeting, and the the IPCC is due to report on the situation in October. A pre-summit meeting will be held later this month.

The jobsworths will need to employ weapons grade spin if they’re to keep this warming scam going.