Never has the disappearance of two breasts caused so much comment, so much of it so completely unhinged.
(Add together celebrity + breasts +cancer and I think you approach the formula for madness.)
Out of many, many candidates, I think this might be the most pathetic:
If true, I believe satirising that sort of ridiculous celebrity worship was part of the point (and, yes, there was one) of this song by late-lamented Australian band TISM. Enjoying this may perhaps be the most appropriate way to mark this inauspicious occasion: