Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Welcome Great Pumpkin

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How much would you pay for one pumpkin?

The question is academic: you’ve already paid for it. It cost you $317,278.

A Community Max scheme for a Far North vegetable garden [set up by Paula Bennett’s ministry]reaped only one pumpkin, it was alleged last night. The four-acre project – pitched as employing eight unskilled young workers with two supervisors – was … given a $317,278 subsidy to employ 24 workers… The ministry had said the garden was providing food to the elderly but, when 3News visited, there was only one pumpkin.

It gets better.  There are hundreds of these make-work projects around the country, from a sewing circle in Kawerau allegedly repairing clothes for second-hand clothes shops (of which none could be produced), to a bunch of mobile phone users in Wellington allegedly texting defendants remind them to show up in court (of which no texts .

All up, around 4500 folk around the country “employed” in hundreds of programmes like these were paid $38 million dollars to do things that nobody ever checked were done.

paula-bennett-600But why should anyone even bother to check? The intent of the multi-million dollar scheme was not to get things done, Minister Paula Bennett told 3News last night, it was to get unemployed people learning about “getting up every morning,” about “showing up to work on time,” about getting a regular pay cheque. 

It was, in short, to teach them a “work ethic”—an “ethic” based on getting a pay cheque for producing nothing, paid for by duping naive politicians.

These are the “outcomes” this programme is buying, according to Minister Bennett.

Minister Bennett is happy with the scheme—just as Sir Humphrey Appleby’s administrators were with their award-winning hospital that served no patients.

So too of course will Keynesians be happy, those advocates of big-spending who measure industry not by how much it produces by how much it consumes. (“Pyramid-building, earthquakes, even wars may serve to increase wealth” said Keynes, if nothing better comes along. Like pumpkins.) The only beef these alleged economists would have with these schemes would be they haven’t consumed enough.

Taxpayers however won’t be so happy. There are things they could have produced with that money, including jobs, if it hadn’t been taken instead to give to non-workers to produce nothing.

Someone should hollow out that pumpkin and put it on Bennett’s desk to help remind her whose money she’s spending, and on what.

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8 Comments:

Blogger theVOID said...

Fan-fucking-tastic right? What an absolute waste of resources, give me $370,000 and I'll start a profitable business employing people into jobs with real value.

2/15/2011 10:55:00 am  
Blogger PC said...

Well, actually, stop taking it from producers and they could all be using to produce real wealth--and create real jobs.

It's the story, once again, of What is Seen and What is Unseen.

2/15/2011 11:11:00 am  
Blogger FreeMack said...

Thank god for the 2 supervisors or I am sure we would have missed out of teh pumpkin!

2/15/2011 12:24:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much better off we would all be Paula Bennett stayed in bed.
Michael

2/15/2011 03:22:00 pm  
Blogger Shane Pleasance said...

Thats one bitter tasting pumpkin, sirs.

2/15/2011 04:39:00 pm  
Anonymous Peter K said...

"Getting up in the morning"..."showing up on time", these habits could be learnt in a week or 2, once a new habit has been established. How long does Paula propose it will take with her program?

2/15/2011 10:30:00 pm  
Blogger PC said...

@Peter K.: Um, never?

2/15/2011 10:55:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The perfect irony here is that we have politicians and bureaucrats teaching a "work ethic!"

Chris R.

2/16/2011 07:05:00 am  

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