Over the weekend, I was talking to someone who for some unfathomable reason went along to Mt Smart last week and stood in front of Bono for three hours. And then they asked me why I didn't.
I commented that apart from not liking anything they've ever recorded, if I wanted to be harangued by the sort of patronising smugness that sounds like the product of reading too many greeting cards, I'd much prefer to go along and see the Dalai Lama, thanks very much.
At which point another friend suggested I might like comedian Bill Bailey's pisstake of U2 guitarist Dave Evans. And he's right. I did. And you might too.
Looks like Dave liked it.