Friday, 23 July 2010

Friday breaking news: Breasts are better then ever

In important news this Friday afternoon, scientists have now determined that "Women's breasts are better larger than ever - and it's not due to implants."

This is an excellent trend, one that this blog would like to celebrate.

So here’s Dita Von Teese inviting you to drink water.

At least, I think that’s what this UK ad is trying to encourage.


  1. All I can say is "golly", that is a good ad for, um, something or rather

  2. The reason for that is today's women are sexually active at younger age and not only that, men these days tend to lick their lovers' breasts more frequent and more intense, therefore womens' breasts grow bigger as a result.

  3. Dita's definitely a sexy lady, but I can't imagine going anywhere near where Marilyn Manson has been. Eww...

  4. Sorry, but I can't get hot under to the collar for Ms von Teese water and lingerie or not.

    Aside from the 15 foot thick layer of pasty white makeup on her mug, Marilyn Manson used to shag her. Ick!

  5. @Jeff: Ah! You have the advantage of me there. You've clearly followed the career of Ms Von Teese far more closely than I. :-)

  6. Sean Fitzpatrick24 Jul 2010, 09:13:00

    Nice to see you are keeping abreast of events, PC.

  7. For those who want the full Teese, go to and roll the dice for yourselves... but be careful not to touch Dita when she's burlesquing... she'll toss you out of the mansion. : )


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