Monday, December 21, 2009

Why men shouldn’t write advice columns

3 Comments:

Blogger PM of NZ said...

PC, you really need to get your head out of all those Ayn Rand books and Libz websites and have a look around at your fellow VRWC.

Still it is a good joke, from the same source, I see.

12/21/2009 12:49:00 pm  
Anonymous Horny Divorced Man said...

Hehe, that's a similar story to me. I used to bonk my neighbour's (house)wife untill I was caught one afternoon when my wife came back home to pick up a CD that she forgot to take with her when she left for work that morning.

12/21/2009 01:10:00 pm  
OpenID bluntbyknutz said...

and now for something not completely different:

Dear Abby. I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs ... phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving,
around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?

12/21/2009 09:40:00 pm  

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