How to diagnose the flu
“When I was a student nurse back in the sensible Seventies, we were taught a simple diagnosis for those with influenza. If there is a $10 note on the floor and the patient can get out of bed to pick it up, then he does not have flu, simply a common cold.
Similarly, anyone collecting his own Tamiflu from the pharmacy should be sent away empty-handed.”
If only such common sense was still so common.