Thursday, July 09, 2009

NOT PJ: Frankfurters, My Dear? I Don’t Give a Damn

This week Bernard Darnton raises a sausage to freedom.

There’s nothing as quintessentially American as a hot dog eating competition. While the saying goes, “as American as apple pie,” there are lots of places that enjoy apple pie, apple cake, strudel, and countless other pommelicious treats. “As American as sixty-eight hot dogs in ten minutes,” however – that has the ring of truth to it.

Independence Day is a day when freedom lovers in the United States and around the world celebrate the founding of a nation based on the principle of individual rights. John Adams predicted that the day would be celebrated with “pomp and parade, … sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations.” He never predicted the hot dog eating competition but it’s become an institution anyway.

ESPN – yes, this is a nationally televised “sporting” event – reports that this year Joey Chestnut logged his third consecutive win in the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest, defeating his archrival Takeru Kobayashi by scoffing down sixty-eight frankfurters and buns in ten minutes. He improved decisively on last year’s effort, when the competition was decided in “a dramatic five hot dog eat-off.”

Some might moan that this is a trivialisation of an important anniversary. Others (usually not known for their desire to celebrate the principle of individual rights) think it’s an illustration of typical American gluttony. They decry other culinary abominations – like the Domino’s meat pie and French fry pizza in a cheesy puff-pastry box – as obesity-causing examples of American cultural imperialism.

Tough. It’s called Freedom. And the thing about freedom is you can’t tell people what to do with it. If that’s how people want to celebrate their independence, who am I to argue?

America was explicitly founded on the idea of freedom. For two hundred years people have flocked to America and used that freedom to create the most economically productive, technologically advanced, militarily powerful nation on earth. And some of them have used that freedom to stuff their faces with processed meat. So what? They’re still ahead on points.

And to the charge of gluttony? When four percent of the world’s population produces twenty-six percent of the world’s stuff there’s room for some excess.

Freedom is the state most conducive to human flourishing. OK, some people will die early because their arteries are blocked with stringy cheese that came out of an aerosol can, but they’ll probably have enjoyed themselves en route. And no one’s saying that you have to eat that crap. Most people will use their freedom wisely – and flourish.

Humanity comes equipped with a vast range of virtues and vices, and a free society gives latitude to both. But most of the vices are trivial and many of the virtues are grand.

Whether you’re looking for wieners or winners – freedom provides more than you can imagine of both.

* * Read Bernard Darnton's column every Thursday here at NOT PC * *

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6 Comments:

Blogger KG said...

Too bloody right!
As a counterweight to that post, I see an Australian state is banning the sale of bottled water. Some mealy-mouthed lickspittle environmentalist said "it will save people money" because apparently, they aren't competent to decide what to spend their own hard-earned on.
Jesus wept....

7/09/2009 08:58:00 am  
Blogger seethru said...

Yes, we might not be using this facility (the interweb thingy) were it not for risk and reward pursuits. New Zealand daily squanders the opportunity to rise above the abject mediocrity that it is on so many levels.

And KG, only one vote against the bottled water ban. Priceless.

7/09/2009 09:12:00 am  
Blogger Shane Pleasance said...

Sorry seethru is an accidental alter ego. Its me really.

7/09/2009 10:10:00 am  
Anonymous Sus said...

It's not an Australian state, chaps, if TRN report was right this morning; it's one small town .. *very* small, the report said, with 5 or 6 shops. "To save the planet", apparently. So they're going to install "free" drinking fountains.

You know, the "free" sort that everybody's forced to pay for. :/


"Humanity comes equipped with a vast range of virtues and vices, and a free society gives latitude to both. But most of the vices are trivial and many of the virtues are grand."

Well said.

7/09/2009 11:51:00 am  
Blogger KG said...

You're right, Sus. My mistake. But we have this in the News.com report:
"..Mr Rees yesterday announced an immediate ban on all departments and agencies buying bottled water, including supplies for water coolers.

It was the first step in a government campaign to significantly reduce the consumption of bottled water in the community, Mr Rees said."

7/09/2009 02:36:00 pm  
Anonymous Sus said...

Nutters, all.

Love the bit about the water coolers. So the taxpayer's forked out godknowshowmuch for water coolers ... that are now useless?

So they'll be dumped? OMG - clogging up landfills! Thought the bastards were opposed to that? Silly me: only for the public ...

Watch for limits to the amount of refuse private citizens can dump soon.

7/09/2009 04:06:00 pm  

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