“Oops! admits French rugby player
“I was drunk and fell over, admits Bastareaud” – NZ HERALD
So Wellington's streets are safe to walk around at 5:27am in the morning.
So foreign teams are safe drinking around Courtenay Place after their games.
So there’s nothing to embarrass Wellingtonians in advance of the Rugby World Cup – apart from the obvious reasons.
Which leaves just one question: is the name Mathieu Bastareaud French for Mark Blumsky?