Tuesday, June 09, 2009

David Bain jokes

Tui

  • So David gets out and is asked what he plans to do first - "Go to Kentucky Fried," says he, "I could murder a family pack."
  • Apparently Joe has got a job lined up for David. As a photographer, specialising in family shots.
  • David Bain should play for the All Blacks in the vacant number ten spot.  He’d the leave the other first-five for dead.
  • What do David Bain & Dick Hubbard have in common? They’re both cereal killers.
  • Joe Karam got awfully scared when David Bain said he was starting to see him as a father figure.

Add your own in the comments.  :-)

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14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goodnight David

Goodnight Joe. See you in the morning. After my paper run.

6/09/2009 11:18:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard he had 5 shots at the after party

6/09/2009 01:08:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New drinking game:
Run around the block with a bunch of newspapers; when you get home take five shots.

;)

6/10/2009 08:26:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Karam is now moving onto his new cause: Robin Bain is innocent.

6/10/2009 09:49:00 am  
Anonymous Elijah Lineberry said...

What I thought was amusing was on the television news last night seeing Bain and Karem at Christchurch airport and having to empty pockets and 'disrobe' for the security chaps.

Considering Bain had just been found not guilty of mass murder the mind boggles as to what the security people were expecting him to do on the plane! HA HA HA!!

6/10/2009 01:13:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

David Bain wants to take up early morning jogging and is looking for a woman to jog with him.

6/13/2009 12:11:00 pm  
Blogger DICK said...

David will be appearing on the nxt seanon of sensing murder. It was proved his premonition something bad was going to happen was a genuine psychic experience.

6/15/2009 10:44:00 pm  
Blogger DICK said...

Joe Karem is moving on to his next crusade which is to free OJ Simpson.

6/15/2009 10:47:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

david bain said to joe karam "i love you"

6/19/2009 07:45:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I gota make like David Bain, and shoot home.

10/23/2009 12:37:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I got back from the paper run, the family were dying to see me

1/04/2010 06:56:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS! David Bain has got a new job. He has a paper run in Fielding.

9/02/2010 05:13:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

David Bain is now a family photographer... The first 5 shots are free.

David Bain is a professional golfer, he shot pa(r)

David Bain used to be a butcher now he just specializes in home kill >.<

9/28/2012 09:13:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How sad this is just to think that we have so many people that have little or nothing better to do than make sick or pathetic comments, if they had been through what David has been through I just wonder how they would like to see these type of comments about them sleeves. Maybe they would better spending a little time thinking of how they could help people instead.

4/17/2014 11:23:00 pm  

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