Sunday, 7 June 2009

Confession time in Mt Albert

ay5 The Mt Albert candidates fronted up tonight at the Mt Albert Baptist Church for confession time.

Dakta Green from the Legalise Cannabis Party confessed to the policemen in the room that he might have smoked weed.  (Apparently they followed him home to check.)

Julian Pistorius from Libertarianz confessed he is disgusted by politicians wanting to bulldoze people’s homes.

Melissa Lee confessed to wanting to recriminalise prostitution – and not knowing what she wants on smacking.

Russel Norman confessed to “growing lots of greens upstairs in his flat” – to loud laughter from Libz and Legalise Cannabise folk in the room.

John Boscawen from ACT confessed (speaking of compulsory superannuation) that "to have 25 years of freedom when you are 65, it is necessary to have 40 years of compulsion."

And David Shearer confessed to having “pictures of dogs copulating” in his possession.  Whatever the hell that was about.

And that was True Confessions tonight in Mt Albert.

2 comments:

  1. John Boscawen from ACT confessed (speaking of compulsory superannuation) that "to have 25 years of freedom when you are 65, it is necessary to have 40 years of compulsion."

    Julian

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  2. Good coverage chaps, 'issues-other-than-the-motorway shock!'

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