Whuck me, it’s W(h)anganui
Has there ever been a time when so much whucking whoolishness has been spoken at such length about a subject that could be less important?
Whrankly, Mr Mair, I couldn’t give a damn. If this is really the most important issue on which you have to whocus, then there can’t possibly be very much of any importance going on in your world.
Get a whucking life.