. . . promoting capitalist acts between consenting adults.
True headlines by people and copy editors who should know better…
UPDATE 1 (courtesy of Lance): UPDATE 2 (courtesy of the Sturminator):
I've always liked this one:http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-chick-sexism-sensitivity-fail.jpg
Say what you mean, and mean what you say.(Off-topic and trolling will be moderated. If it isn't entertaining.)