Aunty has the news that fatties can save the planet. Apparently. Now hear me out here. Every bullfrog and his leg rope has been blathering about renewable fuels. Biofuels from corn, from vegetable oil and from animal fats -- what about liposuctioned ass fat?
Too late. This dickhead has already thought about it; he's sailing round the world to promote 'sustainable fuels,' and he's "powering his speedboat with biodiesel made of fat from his backside."
True story. Sadly.
LINKS: Human ass fat drives sustainability - Quatsch*
It really hauls ass - Wired