Tuesday, 11 July 2006

Wishful thinking from 'The Kiwi'

The Kiwi Herald has another 'scoop':
Secret documents leaked to the Kiwi Herald reveal that the Labour Party plans to retire from politics. The documents, marked "Do not give to parliamentary messenger," show that the leadership of the party has decided that they "have had a good innings and after ninety years it is probably time to give someone else a turn."

... Meanwhile the Herald is following up on a rumour that another NZ parliamentary party will soon announce that it is to disband because "We were only kidding."
Read the whole piece here.

LINK: Labour to quit politics - Kiwi Herald

TAGS: Humour

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