McCain-Espiner deal sewn up

"TV reporter Guyon Espiner has sewn up a free trade agreement with the USA," says the 'Kiwi Herald.'

TV One current affairs boss Bill Ralston told the Herald that the free trade deal was a real coup. "At the moment the deal is only between Guyon and the US but its a foot in the door. We are confident that gradually the US will extend the deal to include other TV One staff and their families."

Good satire. [I needed just to say that for those of you who need a pointer when a post is satirical.]

LINKS: US free trade deal is sealed - Kiwi Herald

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