Slap that slump

How do you get yourself out of an emotional, career, or romantic slump? Jason Roth at Save the Humans has forty ways to leave your lover slump behind. My favourites:

4. Organize your pile of empty liquor bottles by the category of emotional distress that led to each one's consumption.
10. Write, sing, paint, or make a movie about your misery, boredom, or anxiety. (Don't worry if you can't sell it. "Starving artist" status is more respected and easier to maintain.)
18. Bring a gun to work. Keep it in a drawer next to a bottle of whisky and an escape plan.
22. Maybe you're getting bored with your daily routine. Try something new, like smoking.
24. Take Anthony Robbins' advice about the power of decision. Make the decision to get out of your slump first thing tomorrow.

Read on, Grasshopper.

LINK: 40 ways to get out of a slump - Jason Roth, Save the Humans

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