I hear a South Island rugby club has banned beer from the clubrooms. Drinking beer with your team-mates after a game is considered by the Club Captain 'inappropriate' and unhelpful to family life. Sigh. To paraphrase the famous song, ' It's no place for a dog round a club with no beer. '
Might I recommend to club members and visitors The Beerbelly -- no, not that beer belly; I mean The Beerbelly, a 'removable spare tyre' that you wear over your stomach, conceal under your clothes and take to events and functions at which self-supply is frowned on, and then use to dispense cool beer through a convenient hose all afternoon long.
Sounding good? If you're interested, then don't forget the tips and tricks, especially those essential excuses you might need getting past security. I'd show you a picture, but, ah, you know, blokes with guts, fake or not, aren't really a good look are they?
LINKS: The Beerbelly [Hat tips Whale Oil & Beer.com]
The pub with no beer - Lyrics
TAGS: Beer_&_Elsewhere, Humour, Sport
1 comment:
I used to do something like that with Double Brown cans and insulation tape, covered by a Swandri.
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