Happy? This is what you lot voted for, and this is what you've got. Happy? Not one of you voted for this outcome, but the outcome of your votes is this mongrel mélange we wake up with this morning.
DPF has the summary of which party has been promised what. Not included are the details of who's going to be done over now the Government is ready to be formed, and which ambassadorship Winston will be after in three years time or less.
It's been a pleasant enough few weeks, hasn't it, these last four without a government. Time perhaps to quote Mark Twain again: "No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."