Friday, 12 August 2005

Are you part of the resistance?

After last night's political gormfest I felt like joining some sort of resistance organisation against thieving, bland and dishonest schmucks.

Fortunately, this morning I found myself twice blessed: once because I'm already a member of a resistance organisation opposed to precisely that form of thieving, bland and dishonest schmuckery so heavily in evidence on my TV screen last night. Twice, because Chaos Theory sent me to a site to find my inner Nazi, and I found that I was actually and warmly Welcomed to the Resistance instead (Der Widenstand) by my quiz results. Apparently, I'm 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic. So there you go.

I laughed so much I then found I needed to find my humour style. Apparently I'm The Ham, just like Will Smith (which is odd when you think about it since I hate Will Smith). My humour style is
Clean, Spontaneous and Light, and it's 47% dark, 42% spontaneous, 36% vulgar -- fuck that -- which just shows what happens when you don't answer all those stupid questions about American films you either hate or don't know. That'll learn me, I thought, as I began throwing out my George Carlin and Monty Python tapes.

So you see what I would have missed then if I'd been stuck up a pole last night, or out at ante-natal classes, or up at Mangonui talking about ocean fishing. At least I've been reminded first-hand once again why I'm part of the resistance. How about you lot?


Blogger Duncan Bayne said...

Only 36% vulgar?!?!? That's news to me :-)

12 Aug 2005, 08:21:00  
Blogger PC said...

Exactly. Stupid quiz. :^P

12 Aug 2005, 08:51:00  
Anonymous Ruth said...

The Expatriate
You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists.


12 Aug 2005, 10:26:00  
Blogger PC said...

There you go, you see. First sign of trouble and you're off. :-P

12 Aug 2005, 10:43:00  
Blogger Eric Olthwaite said...

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

the Wit
(52% dark, 34% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
your humor style:

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

12 Aug 2005, 11:19:00  
Blogger ZenTiger said...

I too was an Expatriate. The message is clear - I can blog more safely from the Gold Coast.

I might also have to change my handle to Will Smith. I was probably a bit cleaner than PC. I spell fuck f*ck.

12 Aug 2005, 11:50:00  

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