Wednesday, 13 July 2005

Won nothing

What is a combined smokescreen generator, mud thrower and bullshit dispenser? If you answered either Alastair Campbell or the benighted fool Clive Woodwhinge you get a point. Andrew has posted a hilarious Woodwhinger and a bunch of Lions jokes over at SOLO. Sure, even their wives must laugh at them when they're trying to score.

The Lions are making available a help-line for fans who are disappointed with their team's recent performance.

The help-line number is: 0800 10 10 10.

That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!


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