National's new election billboards are on display over at David Farrar's blog, and apparently going up around the country. You have to admit, they look good. Made me think of a few more:
HIGH TAXES:
LABOUR - Have a packet of PK in 2008.
NATIONAL - Gone (sort of) by Xmas 2006. We think.
LIBERTARIANZ - Gone by lunchtime.
THE R.M.A.:
NATS/ACT - Tinkering and reviews.
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.
THE WELFARE STATE
LABOUR - Drift net.
NATS - Safety net.
ACT - A hand up.
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.
TREATY OF WAITANGI:
NATS/ACT/LABOUR - Our Founding Document!
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.
THE WAR ON DRUGS:
NATS/ACT/LABOUR - Step it up!
GREENS - Slow it down!
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.
MINISTRY OF WOMENS AFFAIRS:
NATS/LABOUR - Um, ah.
LIBZ - Gone by morning tea.
Hmmm, I can see a theme developing here. ;^)
6 comments:
How about,
BUREAUCRATS:
- Labour/Greens: More please
- Nats/ACT: fewer please
- LIBZ: gone by lunchtime
GST
- Nats/Labour/Greens: We like it.
- ACT: We invented it.
- LIBZ: gone by lunch time.
YOUR FIRST $10,000 OF INCOME
-Nats/ACT/Labour/Greens: tax it!!
-LIBZ: gone by lunchtime.
Your first $10,000 of income
Libz: Gone by lunchtime?
correction
Libz: Keep it
"Gone by lunch time".
So, just what is so important after lunch you need to clear the in-tray so quickly?
Fishing? Golf? Some-one phone the number you handed out?
Gone by morning tea huh? Sounds like you plan on using the MOWA staff to clear away the dishes ;-)
GOVERNMENT:
NATS: In your face
LABOUR:In your pocket
LIBZ: Off your back, and out of your life.
Lyndon Hood came up with a few more ideas for Nat's billboards. Most of them are inane in the extreme, http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0506/S00053.htm
I did like the last one, "Election ads Accurately represent the policies of both parties" followed by the Tui's "Yeah Right"
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