Thursday, June 02, 2005

Billboards

National's new election billboards are on display over at David Farrar's blog, and apparently going up around the country. You have to admit, they look good. Made me think of a few more:

HIGH TAXES:
LABOUR - Have a packet of PK in 2008.
NATIONAL - Gone (sort of) by Xmas 2006. We think.
LIBERTARIANZ - Gone by lunchtime.

THE R.M.A.:
NATS/ACT - Tinkering and reviews.
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.

THE WELFARE STATE
LABOUR - Drift net.
NATS - Safety net.
ACT - A hand up.
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.

TREATY OF WAITANGI:
NATS/ACT/LABOUR - Our Founding Document!
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.

THE WAR ON DRUGS:
NATS/ACT/LABOUR - Step it up!
GREENS - Slow it down!
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.

MINISTRY OF WOMENS AFFAIRS:
NATS/LABOUR - Um, ah.
LIBZ - Gone by morning tea.

Hmmm, I can see a theme developing here. ;^)

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about,

BUREAUCRATS:
- Labour/Greens: More please
- Nats/ACT: fewer please
- LIBZ: gone by lunchtime

GST
- Nats/Labour/Greens: We like it.
- ACT: We invented it.
- LIBZ: gone by lunch time.

YOUR FIRST $10,000 OF INCOME
-Nats/ACT/Labour/Greens: tax it!!
-LIBZ: gone by lunchtime.

6/02/2005 01:34:00 pm  
Anonymous Os said...

Your first $10,000 of income

Libz: Gone by lunchtime?

correction

Libz: Keep it

6/02/2005 09:35:00 pm  
Blogger ZenTiger said...

"Gone by lunch time".

So, just what is so important after lunch you need to clear the in-tray so quickly?

Fishing? Golf? Some-one phone the number you handed out?

6/02/2005 10:58:00 pm  
Blogger Duncan Bayne said...

Gone by morning tea huh? Sounds like you plan on using the MOWA staff to clear away the dishes ;-)

6/03/2005 10:42:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOVERNMENT:

NATS: In your face
LABOUR:In your pocket
LIBZ: Off your back, and out of your life.

6/06/2005 08:48:00 am  
Anonymous Robin Thomsen said...

Lyndon Hood came up with a few more ideas for Nat's billboards. Most of them are inane in the extreme, http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0506/S00053.htm

I did like the last one, "Election ads Accurately represent the policies of both parties" followed by the Tui's "Yeah Right"

6/06/2005 03:28:00 pm  

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