Thursday, 2 June 2005

Billboards

National's new election billboards are on display over at David Farrar's blog, and apparently going up around the country. You have to admit, they look good. Made me think of a few more:

HIGH TAXES:
LABOUR - Have a packet of PK in 2008.
NATIONAL - Gone (sort of) by Xmas 2006. We think.
LIBERTARIANZ - Gone by lunchtime.

THE R.M.A.:
NATS/ACT - Tinkering and reviews.
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.

THE WELFARE STATE
LABOUR - Drift net.
NATS - Safety net.
ACT - A hand up.
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.

TREATY OF WAITANGI:
NATS/ACT/LABOUR - Our Founding Document!
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.

THE WAR ON DRUGS:
NATS/ACT/LABOUR - Step it up!
GREENS - Slow it down!
LIBZ - Gone by lunchtime.

MINISTRY OF WOMENS AFFAIRS:
NATS/LABOUR - Um, ah.
LIBZ - Gone by morning tea.

Hmmm, I can see a theme developing here. ;^)

6 comments:

  1. How about,

    BUREAUCRATS:
    - Labour/Greens: More please
    - Nats/ACT: fewer please
    - LIBZ: gone by lunchtime

    GST
    - Nats/Labour/Greens: We like it.
    - ACT: We invented it.
    - LIBZ: gone by lunch time.

    YOUR FIRST $10,000 OF INCOME
    -Nats/ACT/Labour/Greens: tax it!!
    -LIBZ: gone by lunchtime.

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  2. Your first $10,000 of income

    Libz: Gone by lunchtime?

    correction

    Libz: Keep it

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  3. "Gone by lunch time".

    So, just what is so important after lunch you need to clear the in-tray so quickly?

    Fishing? Golf? Some-one phone the number you handed out?

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  4. Gone by morning tea huh? Sounds like you plan on using the MOWA staff to clear away the dishes ;-)

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  5. GOVERNMENT:

    NATS: In your face
    LABOUR:In your pocket
    LIBZ: Off your back, and out of your life.

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  6. Lyndon Hood came up with a few more ideas for Nat's billboards. Most of them are inane in the extreme, http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0506/S00053.htm

    I did like the last one, "Election ads Accurately represent the policies of both parties" followed by the Tui's "Yeah Right"

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