Cactus calculates just how much the above average woman spends each time she gets her leg over. It's the very least you can do to buy her dinner -- or offer her a tax deduction.
UPDATE: I can only imagine the response to Cactus' calculations if men wrote advice columns:
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But we do (ir)regularly moderate comments -- and we *will* delete any with insulting or abusive language. Or if they're just inane or off topic. It’s okay to disagree, but pretend you’re having a drink in the living room with the person you’re disagreeing with. This includes me.
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Sadly PC I didn't even manage an average of once a week in the past 52. Therefore the cost is even higher!
ReplyDeleteTragic!
ReplyDeleteYes rather as LOOAMA was in a different country so geographical dislocation did make it a little difficult.
ReplyDeleteFortunately I seem to have got over the monogamy bout.